Mar
1
Haven't posted in a while....
Because I don’t really give a shit.
The Hater
Self prescribed therapy to deal with the daily dose of idiocy in the world.
Feb
6
Really? People? Anybody? Are we celebrating this?
Jan
31
Annoyance: Indie Kids
- Scraggly beard and hair. Check!
- Thrift Store style clothing. Check!
- Drinking cheap beer you would normally get tossed out of a party for bringing with you. (PBR, Lowenbrau, etc…) Check!
- Stench from not showering to get the authentic “indie” look. Check!
Jan
12
Annoyance: The sensitive guy...
Blog entries include “Why can’t I meet a nice girl?”, “Guys are such jerks to their pretty girlfriends”, and the classic “Why do nice guys finish last?”. He reblogs all the cutesy lovey dovey stuff the 200 females he follows post, in hopes that they one day pay attention to his desperate cries. Honestly doucehbag, grow a pair and ask a girl out. You’d be surprised how many say yes when they notice a hint of self confidence in you.
Jan
11
Annoyance: SNPD/GPOYW/WGAFS!?!
SNPD - Semi Nude Picture Day: Tell me this wasn’t thought up by lonely internet trolls.
GPOYW - Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself Wednesday:
Gratuitous definition:
- 1 a: given unearned or without recompense b: not involving a return benefit, compensation, or consideration c: costing nothing : free
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2: not called for by the circumstances : unwarranted <gratuitous insolence> <a gratuitous assumption> (Wouldn’t the fact that it’s GPOYW fall under circumstances that are called for just by principal alone? Morons.)
WGAFS - Who Gives A Flying Shit!?!:
- Really? Who does?
How is that working out for you?
Keep it up then.
Annoyance: My top 5 artist of the week.
- Who
- Gives
- A
- Flying
- Shit!?!?
Annoyance: "Please credit me on reblog" guy.
That jackass that has to post the “please credit me when you reblog the stuff I post” entry. It usually comes along with a warning that they will no longer post stuff for others to steal and several of his unoriginal followers agree and reblog his whiney confession. This person usually blogs stuff he found online or is reblogging found stuff. Never does this idiot post original content and yet he feels “his” posts are “his” because he spent all day indoors browsing the internet for other people’s clever shit to pass along as if he somehow can mooch some cool points for sharing. This is usually due to his dull or completely lacking personality. When you tell someone a fucking joke on the street do you ask that they make sure to credit you whenever they retell it even though it wasn’t your joke to begin with?
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